Yeah, so I broke the Time Machine…again. Don’t judge me – we had a few explosions in the lab and there’s some more messages lost in the time grid somewhere but we will address that later. And yes, even in your last year you managed to get the school evacuated with your science demos – some things will never change.
What’s up with the cryptic message up there? Well it’s actually a good thing – it’s your retirement day! There was a false retirement thing at the end of 2020 but that’s another note for another day – this is your last day of teaching, ever! The crazy thing is that even in your last hour of teaching, something happened that you would have done in your first year but this time it was earned. More on that coming up.
First, what lessons can be passed back? Besides the fact that you should be soaking all of this in and enjoying as much as possible, there is one thing that you didn’t do well in your career that you started to do in your last year.
Use some sick days.
Not all of them, you idiot, but some.
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you found out that all of your saved up sick days were going away and that you wouldn’t get any pay or credit that you had them. It’s safe to say that you never had perfect attendance but you didn’t really miss too many either. I know..too much damn work to miss. You even had a class at one point that wouldn’t listen to anyone but you so taking off was kind of rough…but you should have.
You missed a lot with your own family as a result.
This past year? Not so much – you went to college visits with your son, you went on field trips with your daughter, you took charge of your health and got a clean bill of health upon retirement.
Pro Tip – Make the doctor’s appointment at 9 AM, get the sick note, and enjoy the rest of your day. You’ll thank me later.
But about that last day…
It started like every other one. You pull up to the parking lot in the same spot you’ve been parking in for years (why the hell didn’t you pick one that’s closer to the school?). Graduation was the night before and there are only a few 8th graders in the school that day. You take it upon yourself to get all of them working in the lab room doing cleaning and inventory as one last gift to the 8th grade teachers in the school – you get them some well deserved time to clean up.
The day before, your administration gets you a cake and asks you to report to the library so say goodbye and serve cake – you go to graduation practice instead (always working). You are officially dubbed the worst retiree ever. You probably should have done the cake thing but you couldn’t let the students down – that never changed. You are reminded of such on your last day.
The last hour of teaching was something that could have happened in your first year. As tough as that first year was, you had the spirit of an accomplished teacher in you but it had to be cultivated. In this last hour, you and a co-worker find yourselves in charge of the cafeteria with the 8th graders who are there on the last day of school. You find out there is no lunch or snacks for the group so your co-worker goes into her club closet to give out candy as it needs to go. You and she proceed to throw said candy all over the cafeteria (including an impressive pass and catch across the room). Once the candy is done, you instruct the group to clean up and head back to their seats which they do.
The throwing candy part would have happened in year 1 but the cleaning up and behaving part would not have – you wouldn’t have been able to reel things back in but on this day, your last day, it happened without you or your co-worker even thinking about it. This is because relationships were formed (rapport), routines were established, respect was earned, and you did so calmly but firmly (and little sarcastically) – you didn’t really raise your voice at all in the last few years but yet the classroom ran fine. That part is different right? You became those teachers that you saw teaching with their inside voice and connecting with students in positive ways. This is because of the work you put in establishing expectations and routines.
The group was then dismissed and just like your first year, you went out to the busses to waive the students off for the summer. You went back into the building and sat at your desk for while – even after the announcement was made that all middle school teachers could leave.
You finally got up and hung up your whistle and ID in the corner of the classroom symbolizing that this was the end – you will never return to teach here again the way you did. You keep in touch with co-workers and may even visit the building occasionally but you will never be a teacher here again.
You might think you were sad but you were not – you were ready and it was time. I don’t know how the rest of retirement goes but so far, it’s pretty freakin awesome. The part where you are making things easier for your kids is worth it alone but there’s a lot of cool things happening but going to meetings ain’t one of ’em.
The lesson to be learned here is to really take care of your mental health so that you can take care of others. Make sure to take in each day and approach each day as it comes and this will make more sense later but when you file for retirement, make sure the payroll department is aware of it. Again, you’ll thank me for that one when your checks show up on time.
So this may be the end of a 29 year career but you’re just getting started on your next chapter. At the end of the day, I’m here to tell you that you are an accomplished teacher and that you earned every bit of it because we don’t do things the easy way, do we?
So relax, satisfactory teacher, your time is yet to come and in your last moments before leaving your building (where you helped with a medical situation), you sat back in your chair (which you had to buy) and smiled on a job well done. What does the next chapter hold? I have absolutely no idea but I’ll send you an update once that happens.
This is not the end of your messages, I’ve got five years worth of shit to fill in – life lived and lessons learned kind of stuff but for now, just know that your first evaluation wasn’t so hot (satisfactory at best) but you left as a highly effective National Board Certified Teacher with a kick ass classroom music playlist that you’ll end up using for your daughter’s softball team games.
So from first year to last year it was a hell of ride but there’s so much more to go – talk soon (as long as I don’t break the damn Time Machine thingy again).
BLOG UPDATE! – Your Eagles have won 2 super bowls so that alone will give you hope for the future. In fact, your school won four titles and the Eagles won the Super Bowl in your last year (I’ll let the other one be a surprise). It’s not anytime soon in your timeline but trust me, I’ll be as awesome as you think. Also, you can tell those Cowboys fans in your first period that the 1995 Super Bowl is last one their Cowboys will see for a very, very long time. You’re welcome!
YOU CAN DO THIS!